My glass was empty, and I decided go to the kitchen and get more coke. On the way, I need to get through the living room, where my sister was watching “Big Brother Brasil”. You know, that reality show about stupid people doing things they would never do in real live.

It was the first time I had a contact with this new “version” of the show. What impressed me the most was a girl that couldn’t even talk! I mean, I got all the words, but what she said didn’t make any sense.

I bet people get eliminated before the show start when the producers realize they aren’t retarded.