Uncyclopedia is getting better
Some things I just found out reading the Uncyclopedia today:
- MIT scientists confirm that unlocking the secrets of life can be done through the Konami Code.
- About the Koname Code:
The story takes place in the 2299, in which the protagonist of the book Sam Lankdon receives a telephone call from his old friend Princess Margaret. She informs him that her husband and multi-billionaire Donald Trump has recently past away, and she is shocked to learn that in his office, in his safe, amongst all the legal documents is a tape of a young girl who is appears to be getting killed on screen. She asks him to study the film in hope that this tape is a fraud.After studying the tape Lankdon is shocked to find that the film is the first in a long a long chain of seriously implausible clues that lead to the works of Hideo Kojima and could possibly open the gateway to Hell itself.
Helping Lankdon solve the mystery that submerges him is his friend Al, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear.
(After that, we get some references to the Matrix and Star Wars)
And, in portuguese:
- Você sabia que os três problemas da humanidade na verdade são dois,a burrice?
- que pesquisas incompletas são um dos quinze flagelos impostos à humanidade pela Hebe?
I’ll not get into details about the “1337” version of the site…
