The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as a I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation.
Deadpool, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance.
You know, somewhat I fell that he missed saying something like “bitten by a genetic-modified spider when he joined an army experiment”.
[Now, try to list every marvel super-hero in that quote.]