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The year is 2010. To reduce production costs, Blizzard decided to join all its franchises into one single product. That’s when “World of Blizzard” was born.

On it, you can be a Protoss Zealot Hunter, in your quest to save the world from Diablo and his brothers.

One of the most popular races/classes is the Zergling Priest.

Two things:

First: I have this habit of starting one in three phrases with “Well,”;

Second: I have a weird sense of humour.

So it should be no shock that the following was in my head this morning:

“Well, “, he said, a small grim in his fleshless face, “It’s elementary, my dear Watson”

- From “The Undead Sherlock Holmes for Young Children”

(from the “it’s-funny-laugh” department)

Over the weekend, we had the announcement of “Diablo 3″, the new game from Blizzard. Blizzard is famous for its “World of Warcraft” franchise, which is about to get a new expansion, “Wrath of the Lich King” in a non-announced time. Blizzard is also working on “StarCraft 2″, so popular on Asian countries that they held competitions which could rival the Olympics.

Now… Can anyone imagine what would happen if Blizzard announced that those three releases would happen in the same day?

First of all, Asian markets would stop ’cause everybody and their mums would buy StarCraft 2 and start playing. American economy and parts of Europe would also come to halt due Wrath of the Lich King (and everybody racing to be the first reaching level 80 with their Death Knights.) The few pockets of resistance would be smashed by Diablo 3.

Governments, in desperation, would pay Blizzard to remove copies of their games from the market.

You know, when I direct, I always like to cast at least one truly mediocre actor like Mark Hamill, Jake Lloyd or Hayden Christensen. That way I can be sure his performance doesn’t distract the audience from all the cool special effects. You should try to use the same method when you direct this filme. Which reminds me, did we get Shia LaBeouf?

MAD Magazine, spoof letter from George Lucas to Steven Spielberg. You can see it on /Film.

Dogs vs Cats.

Cats may be useful, at least, but dogs are funnier.

Sounded funny enough to post:

WE DOAN NED NO EDUMACASHUN
WE DOAN NED NO THOT CONTROL
NO DARK SARCASM IN DA CLASROOM
TEACHERS LEAVE THEM KIDZ ALONE
HAY! TEACHERS! LEAVE THEM KIDZ ALONE!
ALL IN ALL IZ JUS ANOTHR BRICK IN DA WALL.
ALL IN ALL URE JUS ANOTHR BRICK IN DA WALL.

WE DOAN NED NO EDUMACASHUN
WE DOAN NED NO THOT CONTROL
NO DARK SARCASM IN DA CLASROOM
TEACHERS LEAVE THEM KIDZ ALONE
HAY! TEACHERS! LEAVE THEM KIDZ ALONE!
ALL IN ALL IZ JUS ANOTHR BRICK IN DA WALL.
ALL IN ALL URE JUS ANOTHR BRICK IN DA WALL.

It’s been some time since I did a quiz…

I AM
74%
OPTIMUS PRIMETake the Transformers Quiz

For some reason, every time I watch any Lazy Town episode, I feel like a pedophile.

But, then again, You are a Pirate is simply hilarious.