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I feel the smell of procrastination in the air… Or maybe barbecue[*]

You Should Weigh 190

If you weigh less than this, you either have a fast metabolism or are about to gain weight. If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon!

[*] stupid reference to WarCraft III, in case you don’t get it.

I’m bored. Are you bored?

You Are 48% Evil

You are evil, but you haven’t yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

1. Do you have good hand-eye coordination?

I think so. I can type without looking at the keyboard, that counts something?
2. Have you ever held a gun?

Yeah, a long time ago.

3. What do you think of toy guns?

Depends of what you call a toy gun. Some are fun (like paintball guns), some are quite disturbing (like the ones that really look like a real gun).

4. When is the last time you asked for forgiveness?

Hm… I think it was when I said something really stupid to E1lie a long time ago. Can’t recall exactly when it was.

5. Your favorite Aerosmith song:

Actually, Aerosmith doesn’t appear in my “favorite band” list. But I would probably point “Jane’s Got A Gun”.

Bored, bored, bored. Why not a quiz?

You Are a Little Scary

You’ve got a nice edge to you. Use it.

1. Can you dance?

Bad, but yes.

2. Who is your current crush?

No one.

3. Tell us about a dream you remember.

Some of them are described here.

4. Do you live with anyone, or do you live by yourself?

I live with my sister, but we barely exchange words.

5. When is the last time you bled from an injury?

I cut my hand cleaning up the kitchen when a window glass broke.

So you all can laugh at me now:

Cutie You scored 46% confidence, 58% awareness, 61% funniness, and 53% independence!

You’re cute. Girls like you… But girls don’t fuck cuties… You’re fun to be with, so you’re doing something right, you just need a change of attitude. Add some more cockiness to your persona, and you’ll see how those girls melt at your charm =) Good luck.

Your Monster Profile

Behemoth Hunter You Feast On: Fingernails You Lurk Around In: Corn Fields You Especially Like to Torment: Priests

That explains why I’m always biting my nails….

Stolen from :

You are realistic, outspoken, direct, objective, practical, optimistic, adaptable. You are a fun person to know. You don’t mince words. People always know exactly where you stand and the way you present what you think often makes people laugh. You state the direct facts so objectively that even the most sensitive types usually aren’t offended when your statement reflects negatively on them.

Note: I think I’m not an optimistic person.

You like your work to be exciting and new and open to your creative touch. More than other types you get bored quickly when dealing with the mundane and routine and are first to notice an opportunity for stimulation. As a child you were excited, high energy and curious and possibly mistakenly mislabeled as “hyperactive” or “unfocused.”

Note: “unfocused” I’m till today, but no one ever called me “hyperactive” (quite the opposite, actually).

You get impatient when subjected to long theoretical explanations and prefer that people stick to the facts and get directly to the point.

Your are skilled with equipment, and excel at making events sound interesting or points seem obvious.

Of all types, you are the most likely to know where the action is. You are smooth and sophisticated, knowing what to say to who to get what you want.

You rely on yourself and trust common sense to get things done in nearly all circumstances. You are concerned with what works rather than what meets social norms, although you know how to use social norms to your advantage when that’s what works.

You don’t get sentimentally attached to items or procedures the way other people do. This makes you particularly inventive because everything is negotiable on every new project.

Note: I don’t think so. Sometimes, my stuff is my stuff and I want to carry it all over. Also, I can become so attached with some items that I also name them. But I agree with the “not being attached to procedures” — sometimes I like to think I’m going to think “out of the box”.

Take the test.