Archive for the ‘Fun’ Category
Kid’s shows that make you feel bad
For some reason, every time I watch any Lazy Town episode, I feel like a pedophile.
But, then again, You are a Pirate is simply hilarious.
Company Watchdog
All power to Wikipedia
Wikipedia: All the world’s knowledge, even the things you don’t give a rat’s ass.
By the way, you need to check the flash animated clip.
Which LOLCAT are you?
Your Score: Cheezburger cat
74% Affectionate, 57% Excitable, 53% Hungry
Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this ‘phenomenon’, students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.
To see all possible results, checka dis.
| Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
And people think geeks can’t have fun
Things make sense
This now makes sense:
The worst part of reading a Tolkien’s book
Yes, this is the first paragraph of the book “Children of Húrin”. Yes, I’m typing the book. Yes, each thing that is not black it is a link which goes to another page; yes, it is a wiki. Yes, it looks pretty stupid, but I guess it is way easier to read something when you can understand easily what the fuck that word means (it could be an adjective [Eldar are the first elves in the middle-earth, IIRC], a name or a place).
PS: And no, not everything has a definition in the end of the book… :/
7% of China is Wang
In April, a survey reported by Xinhua News Agency said that Wang was the most common surname in China. That’s a lot of wang!
Meta-scam
From: “efccdubenin@yahoo.es”
Subject: 10,000 SCAMERS ARRESTEDInternational police organizations
INTERPOL, FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA sherrif
915 Indian Rock Dam Road
York, PA 17403
USA.It has come to the knowledge of INTERPOL, FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA sherrif that
some scam artists especially from Nigeria and Africa has been contacting you for a mutual assistance that would be of benefit for the both party.
Please ensure that this letter send to you includes the below features note that it is a FALSE offer.
1. Asking you to act as the next of kin to a late deceased fund to make claim
of his/her funds deposited with a security company/bank.
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you for safe keeping.
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5. Contacting you as Nigeria petroleum corporation (NNPC) officials or
mpersonating themselves as members of Economic and Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) contacting you to come and redeemed your funds confisticated either NDLEA or the UNMOVIA organizations and many more.
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Our major function is to fight and stop scam and also compensate you
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We wish to inform you that we are ready to work with you to ensure that these scam perpetrators are track down and prosecute to jail. And send you back your money which you have been scam.
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SEND YOUR MONEY TO YOU AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN CLEARED BY
INTERPOL, FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA sherrif WITH PROOF. SO DO NOT HESITATE TO REVERT BACK TO THE ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS FOR MORE INFORMATION HOW TO REDEED YOUR FUNDS BACK.
Thank for your understanding and we are deeply sorry for the inconveniences this has caused you all this while. And if you are dealing with any one of them we urge you to STOP because you are
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Your co-operation will be highly appreciated in regards to this cause.
Best Regards,
ALHAJI NUHU RIBADU
CHAIRMAN, ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC)
You have to admit: those guys are becoming creative.
15 minutes of fame are gone; now I have 15 months of fame in the internet!
The Chaser’s War on Everything, episode 11. Check it around 10:15.
Yes, I also thought I sound like I have a listh ((shoot, I don’t know if that’s the proper spelling…))…
(Actually, my 10 seconds of fame. Oh well…)
