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Vai dizer que “idalo” não matou a pau? Tipo, tem um programa de TV com a escrita correta e essa pessoa, com 19 anos na lata, não consegue escrever “Ídolo” corretamente!

(Não vou entrar em detalhes sobre a tradução para o Inglês.)

For some time, I’m getting some spams that are incomplete. It is something like:

Hello. I’m the former Prime Minister of Nig

(Yes, it ends in the middle of some word). It looks like the guy was typing the message and suddenly “Oh, oh! There is someone coming. Better hide this… What? “Sending” What the hell!”

Proving that spammers are stupidy in several ways.

Google Maps now have some new feature that you can see some streets using a little stick man: you point the guy and you have a 360 degrees view of the place (and you can move around). So far, they found:

• A laser beam
• The laser beam attacking a car
• Attacking another car
• A cop pulling a guy over

More to follow…

It is terrible, but it is funny at the same time…

Wassup, nigga?

<a href=”http://ribeirão/cachaça”>Água</a> -> 404 Not Found
<a href=”http://ribeirinho/água”>Água</a> -> 200 OK

As vozes na minha cabeça me acordaram rindo e me contaram essa…

Eu disse que eu era nerd…

Today I just had a co-worker come to my desk, look at my screen with the browser open with the mock up of the new WordPress theme I’m writing and ask “How do you do that?”

“Oh, it is just the border the of the div, and this div is a float, so it looks like this”, I answered.

That’s when another co-worker, which knows I’m writing this, asks the first one “Wait. Do you think this is VIM?”

“Yes” was the answer.

Now I know I’m in the right track.

Everybody now must be aware of a Belgian candidate that promised 40.000 blowjobs if she win the election to the senate.

The amusing part is, actually, a small print that you can find in the page:

Tania is Public Domain

Fair enough. With a proposal like this, she must be “everybody’s girlfriend.”

VIMperator

…. “showers” on the next day, they really mean “It is going to rain in the morning, in the exact day that you forgot your clothes outside.”